what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What do black people eat? Food.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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