What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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