- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Not a joke.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

I forgot what i was gonna say

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

whos district champs not JM

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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