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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

taking out the trash... at night

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why can't february march Because april may

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Stop Spam Read Books

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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