What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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