- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What do you call white trash Garbage

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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