What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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whats 2+2? math.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Anti Joke

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