- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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