What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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david poredos

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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