What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

It says so on your cap.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Joke

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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