- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Womans baksetball...

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