Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Anti Joke

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