- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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