- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats two plus two? Miles

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

I dont have a girlfriend

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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