- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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