How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Justin Bieber

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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CAS

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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