i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

What's red, blue & green all over?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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