- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

what is the color of a burp burple

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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