What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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People with cancer.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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