Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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The queen having a shit

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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