your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

why was the man sad? his wife died

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Nickleback.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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