A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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