What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

I am very humble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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