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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

The government

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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