- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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