You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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knock,knock you suck

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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