Republicans

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

WOMENS RIGHTS

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

why are balck people black because they are

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Dusters blow stuff.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Woman's Rights

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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