- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

A dog was barking at a tree

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

I have an erection My mom!

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

angelosnyder is not gay

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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