- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Water? I hardly know her.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Do you like apples? Yes

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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