charlie sheen

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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