Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Abortion.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

baskets

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

pee

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Your mother is so fat.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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