- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

The Big Band Theory

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

these are shit

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Bark I'm a tree

have safe sex

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

U mad?

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

The Charlotte Bobcats

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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