- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Choir.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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