- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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