- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Nickelback

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

guest what i love pancakes

The WNBA.

A person from Singapore eats

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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