- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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