- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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