Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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