how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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