- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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