Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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EGGPLANT

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James Patrick Campbell

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ur mum

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Anti Joke

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