Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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You suck big fat slobber

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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www.xnxx.com

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Queens Park rangers

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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