- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

The lion swallowed his pride.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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