What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Carrot fingers

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Your face

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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