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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

He--Hey guys

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

no pun intended

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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