- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

VAL SUCKS

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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