- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

what's red and horny a red unicorn

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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