- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

You know what's catchy? A cold

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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