- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Yanter, Look it up

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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