The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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penis haha

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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